“When I was five years old my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life, when I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I wrote down ‘Happy’ they told me I didn’t understand the assignment, I told them, they didn’t understand life” -John Lennon. Hello I’m Crystal and I’m a professional human being.Tumblr (3.0; @floodchild)http://floodchild.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrj3vzG9r1rkx26do1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrj3vzG9r1rkx26do2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrj3vzG9r1rkx26do3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrj3vzG9r1rkx26do4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andheavenwaits.tumblr.com/post/53131708018">andheavenwaits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/70+years+later+and+still+accurate+as+fuck">#70 years later and still accurate as fuck</a></p> </blockquote>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53183627733http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53183627733Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:39:41 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lcate.tumblr.com/post/52825730958/perseaus-when-im-married-my-partner-and-i">lcate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perseaus.tumblr.com/post/52825627970/when-im-married-my-partner-and-i-will-have">perseaus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>when i’m married my partner and i will have:</p> <ul><li>morning sex</li> <li>afternoon sex</li> <li>dinner sex</li> <li>after meal sex</li> <li>i made pancakes sex</li> <li>good morning sex</li> <li>they kids are at school sex</li> <li>shower sex</li> <li>bored sex</li> <li>make up sex</li> <li>break up sex</li> <li>obama won sex</li> <li>romney lost sex</li> <li>monday sex</li> <li>tuesday sex</li> <li>wednesday sex</li> <li>thursday sex</li> <li>friday sex</li> <li>saturday sex</li> <li>monday sex</li> <li>there is nothing on tv sex</li> <li>i love you sex</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>what about sunday</p> </blockquote> <p>sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus </p> </blockquote>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53129652226http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53129652226Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:48:49 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shuckl.tumblr.com/post/36536953179/captaincum-i-want-sex-now-not-until-youve">shuckl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captaincum.tumblr.com/post/36536773589/i-want-sex-now">captaincum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i want sex now</p> </blockquote> <p>not until you’ve finished your broccoli</p> </blockquote>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122664565http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122664565Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:08:21 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0383068083720ea3bbe0761de2b345a7/tumblr_mfmmp2tBpM1rqsd2go1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/091d537b99e001beb099624bae5ebe23/tumblr_mfmmp2tBpM1rqsd2go2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/839f30e5b84b8ab979a367dea912be54/tumblr_mfmmp2tBpM1rqsd2go3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be1a45724687283b964778e8da8ea603/tumblr_mfmmp2tBpM1rqsd2go4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9716c8e9351ab733f12d40850db7e824/tumblr_mfmmp2tBpM1rqsd2go11_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/878b6f026a3985733861d39c4ae92672/tumblr_mfmmp2tBpM1rqsd2go5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f34dc2082b3fd9461524ed5c1780892/tumblr_mfmmp2tBpM1rqsd2go6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/faf3d3e6125c43abb6d0de12ad8fdefa/tumblr_mfmmp2tBpM1rqsd2go7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laxita2688.tumblr.com/post/38902818088/sugoi-ass-prince-expelled-from-heaven-this">laxita2688</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sugoi-ass-prince.tumblr.com/post/38891789061/expelled-from-heaven-this-is-officially-the">sugoi-ass-prince</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://expelled-from-heaven.tumblr.com/post/38875225122/this-is-officially-the-best-thing-i-have-ever-seen">expelled-from-heaven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.</p> </blockquote> <p>hOW DID</p> </blockquote> <p>WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION </p> </blockquote>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122638163http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122638163Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:07:56 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa8d44e6cb99a567c393631ea4ab8fa6/tumblr_mjnphv2oiY1qfbwnoo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa770fe6c644f28e4718c9c7ffbd9fc1/tumblr_mjnphv2oiY1qfbwnoo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://under-a-duvet-cover.tumblr.com/post/46668078574/aboutskins-and-ive-been-such-a-fucking">under-a-duvet-cover</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aboutskins.tumblr.com/post/45346588665/and-ive-been-such-a-fucking-chapstick-this-past">aboutskins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“And I’ve been such a fucking chapstick this past few weeks. And all I want to do this morning is sit on top of Brandon Hill and hold you, and tell you how wonderful you are… and stick my hand down your knickers.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Skins blog<strong> <em><a href="http://under-a-duvet-cover.tumblr.com">under-a-duvet-cover.tumblr.com</a></em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122522672http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122522672Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:06:10 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkhljsoEu1qfdwsio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122494739http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122494739Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:05:47 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/486046ea2929af91591a75b05641a99f/tumblr_mkhg2v4dJK1rdhkxwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122473819http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122473819Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:05:29 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2osasp7471qdqeteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laur-a.tumblr.com/post/46756319812/fuck-every-time">laur-a</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck, every time</p> </blockquote>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122456983http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122456983Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:05:13 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmo9m7bEHZ1qjrc4bo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122427760http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122427760Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:04:46 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21e18a894a4386c2b077cc56ad0b5ab5/tumblr_mkkrl4uFiK1qbq3dho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122409369http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122409369Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:04:29 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz2l0Cm8H1rb9b5fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122356463http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122356463Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:03:40 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/414442d8c40145644634ac2c5c43db16/tumblr_mkl9usI27x1s4owtfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oothecatsmeowoo.tumblr.com/post/46864133234/click-for-my-youtube-channel-click-for-my">oothecatsmeowoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/oOTheCatsMeowOo"><span>☯</span>Click for my Youtube Channel<span>☯</span></a><a href="http://oothecatsmeowoo.tumblr.com/"><br/></a><a href="http://oothecatsmeowoo.tumblr.com/"><span>☯</span> Click for my Grunge Fashion Blog </a></strong><span><a href="http://oothecatsmeowoo.tumblr.com/">☯</a></span></p> </blockquote>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122334629http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122334629Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:03:20 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3cc209eb446e0b70d2500d75ccf81bc/tumblr_mg4q2bD7J81qlu8tno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122189604http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122189604Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:01:12 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c37b66dec2396d3b4eb92a583070951/tumblr_mkcsavlVpJ1rzadffo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122156809http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122156809Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:00:44 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/680d9db1be6d43ccaca7e53fa230c248/tumblr_mkrrd1nmq91rfvrjbo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dd77ed7d052cbcb4e0f37b38f1f9ffe/tumblr_mkrrd1nmq91rfvrjbo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e14b40c94e0ea1c51f03dfd3736facc0/tumblr_mkrrd1nmq91rfvrjbo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fcc83844b8c46fd3b4b9f845ab8597d4/tumblr_mkrrd1nmq91rfvrjbo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f02d36eb58270d3db6ceb2d039321602/tumblr_mkrrd1nmq91rfvrjbo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c74d641388018e73f22914bc796968f8/tumblr_mkrrd1nmq91rfvrjbo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a474c0e1f03a86bfc9a33c58258aea8a/tumblr_mkrrd1nmq91rfvrjbo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c53b822f2bb844e9b10dec9c860919c8/tumblr_mkrrd1nmq91rfvrjbo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122135835http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122135835Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:00:27 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1c23f66f2fde772624eed7ef3726821/tumblr_ml5fiv5wzx1s8c3yko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122034918http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122034918Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:58:56 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybmhpYyR01r079rmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122011732http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53122011732Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:58:34 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92132e6818f89cd07441079b4572ea8f/tumblr_mk1kzd1G9o1s8ltfao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53121993477http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53121993477Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:58:17 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0aa26ef97dd80068476f89891b383c78/tumblr_mnrlu1MOSe1soxsdeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wolfpanda3x.tumblr.com/post/51962676005/ill-listen-too-you-i-promise">wolfpanda3x</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ll listen too you. I promise!</p> </blockquote>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53121908234http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53121908234Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:57:00 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rtqiarOt1qgkoejo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53121891642http://floodchild.tumblr.com/post/53121891642Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:56:44 +0100